Just for the weekend

Please transcribe the following joke for practice using phonetic script.

(Sorry boys!!)

Hello...
so cute I had to share...
Never Lie to a Woman!!!

A man called home to his wife and said, '? Honey...I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up!'
Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas!
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish.
He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?
You'll love the answer...?The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box!!!'

Never Lie To A Woman...!!!

Have a nice weekend!!

Susan